Woody

One of the sharpest and most deadly minds in chat!
Never at a loss for words, Woody can charm, alarm,
disarm, and harm you all in the same breath. A past
master at non sequiturs, puns and general mayhem.
Don't cross wits with this cute cookie, you are fated to
lose! Woody is from the Midlands where he keeps a low
profile
and plots his devastating attacks on our sanity.