Ah gan tuh the Neerth Pole
Decembor 2
Hinny diary,
I decided tuh tek a holida up neerth an' find Santa Claus.
He is in nee't iv wor ah knar. He cud use a shev an' sum
propor clothes. He is mich an' aaal fat fo' a gadgie eez
age an' aaal. Trust wor, ah am a neerse. Ah am takin
lashins iv supplies cos god knows if the' sell propor
beverages up thor!
