Woody has traveled from Devon to Doncaster and beyond, each minute full of danger and delight.

Armed only with his trusty bullwhip, he once faced down the Manchester Women's Guild, whilst trying to release his mac from a bus door.

But that was nothing compared to his exploits in the wilds of East Anglica during the terrible adventure of the underdone chips

Or the time he was faced with the life-threatening climb to the top floor of Harrods's when the lift was out of order.

But perhaps his most hair-raising adventure was his trip to the wild, god-forsaken Darlo territories on a mission to sell subscriptions to the Cat Breeders' Journal.  

There he put up with unbearable living conditions, strange food, dank and insect-ridden sleeping quarters, and constant harassment from a strange wild tribe with unholy customs and an undecipherable, guttural speech.

Woody's finest trophy:  The Golden Idol of the Twin Dixens, rescued in the Darlo territories.  This statue is believed to place a terrible curse on all who gaze upon it.