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clover

Sunny, funny, clever clover!  A lady of rare courage and fortitude, clover has always been in the middle of the action!  She doesn't talk about it, but reliable sources have filled us in on some of her exploits.  Always under an assumed name, often in disguise,

she has been the guiding force for much of what makes our world what is today.

  Several years ago, Clover invented disco.  In fact, John Travolta owes his career to her.  She still treasures the letters he sent her.  He begged her to leave Namibia and move to Hollywood to be his mentor and companion--but she had other goals to reach--other heights to conquer.

Before she left the world of entertainment for good however, she flew to Brazil and  developed another legendary  dance--the lambada. 

Clover  has done more for the domestic arts than any person in history.  She is better than sliced bread--in fact, she invented sliced bread!

Her other culinary gifts to the world are almost as popular:

Kids and men world-wide would be lost if clover had not invented "Twinkies" 

  Only available in some markets as yet, the New "McClover burger" promises to be a huge seller!

As a noted fashion designer, clover was responsible for this easily recognizable style.  An ageless ensemble, it has remained in vogue for decades.

If clover did nothing else in her life, the development of this product has changed millions of lives!

Her accomplishments are really too numerous to mention, in fact, through-out her long career of benefiting Mankind, clover has made only one error in judgment, but under threat of legal action we can't reveal it.                

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