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beena

Beena is finishing her years as a student at Pendragon University.  She has spent the last few years not just studying, but enjoying the lovely campus and exploring the many facets of the academic life. She is very proud to call this fine center of learning and tradition her alma mater, and so all of you could truly appreciate it also, we copied the following from the Spring catalogue to share here.

Campus

                                                  

            President Stalker's Home                                Student  Dorms                                                 Dining Hall                                               Annual Spring Fling

  The Faculty

Pendragon maintains only the highest academic standards, attracting the top people in their fields to ensure the careful nurturing of the minds of all the fine young men and women who have chosen P. U. as their university!

 

Queen Foraday, Dean of Women

 

Lotta Notes, Vocal Music Instructor

 

Lucy Morawls, Contemporary Studies Instructor

 

Dr. Willie Cheatum, School of Business

 

  Mark Spits, Aquatics Instructor

 

 Jack R. Ipper, Social Sciences (field work only)

 

Claude Balzac, French Instructor

 

Jock Strappe, Head of Athletic Department

 

Dr. P. W. Herman,  Abnormal Psychology

  Dr. V. O. Doo, Dean of Men

 

Dr. Spyro Ketus, Professor, Biology Department

 

   C. Moore Gutz, Professor of Anatomy

 

A. Grafter, Professor of Accounting

 

  Sgt. Major Dis Aster, Military History 

 

Dr. A. L. Gebra, Professor, Mathematics

 

Ima Breeder, Human Sexuality Instructor

 

Ova Fertile, Director of Campus Planned Parenthood

 

Stu Potts, School Dietician

 

 

Lucky beena, these are the golden years she will treasure forever.  It is fitting to quote the school song--one that beena will have in her heart and on her lips for the rest of her life. . .

"Hail to thee Pendragon

Our alma mater sweet.

In scholastics you aren't draggin',

We think that you are neat.

And as the years are passin',

Our hearts to you stay true.

Hail to thee Pendragon--

P. U., P. U., P. U.!"

 

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**Midi: "Beetlejuice"