this
is your Life. . . . .this
is your Life. . . . .
spamron
Spamron is one of the true Renaissance men of his time. There is no avenue he hasn't explored (except some years before his marriage, when a restraining order was put on him by the residents).
He is a world-renowned cook, a veritable computer genius, a famous explorer & world-traveler.
He
tackles even the toughest construction
projects. He is a internationally
known horticulturist. 
A sought-after wit and bon-vivant. 
He is an outstanding song & dance man, with movies and club dates filling his schedule.
But this remarkable man is hiding another even more remarkable talent----Spam is James Bond!
Incredible you say? Impossible? Consider this:
1. Re-arrange the letters in James Bond, P.R. ( Privileged Reconnaissance) and you get: Spamron, B.E.J.D. (Britain's Justice, Equality, & Defense)
2. There are SEVEN letters in "Spamron", if you add the letters in "James Bond" and the letters in "Spamron" to the lowest possible number, you get SEVEN!
4. Bond loves fast cars and martinis; he is a pilot, knows martial arts, and speaks several languages. Spam does not--a CLEVER COVER-UP!
5. No one has ever seen Spam and 007 together!
We could list coincidence after coincidence, but they are obvious to most of you. Of course if any of you tell, you will immediately disappear, and never be heard of again.
**Midi: "Anything You Can Do"