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K|ng

King is  a stockbroker--he says.  We discovered however that he is much more than that!  To preserve our sources, we can't say how we obtained the background info on K|ng, but here is what we discovered:

K|ng is filthy rich!  His holding are numerous, in fact we couldn't even begin to trace his corporations, holding companies, cartels and such.

He begin modestly enough, investing his allowance as a child, taking some risks, reading the market with a sophistication beyond his years.  K|ng was not above some creative maneuvering.  Did you ever wonder why blackboards are now green?  K|ing had stock in a green slate mine and with clever PR, created a demand for his product.  And the reason bin liners are so thin now that you need at least two to hold up?  K|ng, bolstering the bin-liner market.  And why non-stick pans start sticking after a bit-------K|ng, giving the cooking utensil trade an on-going market.

K|ng is a modest man however, not given to ostentation.  He lives simply, and enjoys the simple pleasures of music, flowers and chat.   He owns MSChat in fact.

K|ng's Town Home	K|ng's Country Home	K|ng's Vacation Retreat
K|ng's Cabin Cruiser	K|ng's Little Runabout	House to Garage Car

There have been rumors that K|ng is thinking of retiring soon, but in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, he said financial obligations would keep him at work a bit longer.  It seems he is trying to leverage a buy-out of the United Kingdom, and the Queen is holding out for a sweeter deal.

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**Midi:  "Big Spender"