Wee Willie Winkie ran through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown.
He is now doing 5-10 for public indecency.
Ding dong dell, Pussy's in the well,
Stupid moggy.
Jack and Jill went to the caf
To get a bacon butty,
Jack fell on his bum, and it got numb,
So he sued hell out of the owner