| To Attract a Bird | ............................................ | £15 |
| To Repel a Bird | ............................................ | £25 |
| To Win the Pools | ............................................ | £27 |
| Running Free Electric | ............................................ | £13 8 p |
| Never-Emptying Pint | ............................................ | £17 43p |
| Making Someone Disappear | ............................................ | £55 |
| Making Your Mum-in-Law Disappear | ............................................ | £115 |
| Winning on "Weakest Link" | ............................................ | £42 |
| Evading Inland Revenue | ............................................ | £64 57p |
Use Spells and Potions at your own risk. Results may vary depending
on the strength of your mix. For the finest magic ingredients,
please visit "Liam's Magic and Chips Shop".