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| Hinny diary,
Wor cousin Geordie van Helsin, wrote wor an' wanted wor tuh cum an' visit him in transylvania. Ah hadn't seen him fo' a long time, see ah decided tuh visit. Ah hev heard that part iv the warld is geet beautiful, see why neet? Aa'd tuh fly, tek a train, then a buss, an' finally a cuddy an' carriage that geordie thoughtfully sent fo' wer . Geordie divvint tell wor he lived see far off the beaten path! |
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Wor cousin lived in a fine muckle hoos. He said the neighbors weor fair strange, but ah am used tuh that. Wor neighbors in Darlington are fair strange an' aaal! |
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| Geordie wasn't at hyem when ah arrived, see ah myed a cup iv tea an' explored the hoos fair. He had evon mare trolls than ah did! |
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| He must hev had a fine wee doog an' aaal. Ah thowt ah saaw it yeut thor, an' ah knar ah heard it when ah forst arrived. Ah decided tuh lyeuk at mare iv the hoos. Ah needed tuh find the netty an' somewheor tuh put wor duvet. Besides, ah wanted tuh find the doog. But which door shud ah choose? | |
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