canny

Wor lad canny is a clivver lad lyke.  He naas

songs, he naas jokes, aan  he lueks gud iv a 

uneeform aan his broight helmut.  Canny hez 

a bonny lass wot he nae deserves lyke, aan a 

hoose wiv a proper oot-back.  Ha canna dance

reet noo  cos he  hez a poorly toe lyke and is 

nobbut femmer,  poor body.  Howay the Toon!